Another selection of jokes?!
Question: A small cute little boy regularly went to Sunday school where he learnt the stories from Bible. One Sunday, he heard the story of Three Wise Men guided by the Holy Star. His version of story, which he told his parents after returning home, was:
"On the first Christmas, there was no Santa. So, three men had to deliver toys to baby Christ on camels. Since, they didn't had Rudolph's red nose to guide them, they used a spotlight in the sky to guide them around."
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? - Frostbite
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? - A list of everything you want!
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? - Holly-wood.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? - It's Christmas, Eve
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? - Because he had low elf esteem.
Answers: A small cute little boy regularly went to Sunday school where he learnt the stories from Bible. One Sunday, he heard the story of Three Wise Men guided by the Holy Star. His version of story, which he told his parents after returning home, was:
"On the first Christmas, there was no Santa. So, three men had to deliver toys to baby Christ on camels. Since, they didn't had Rudolph's red nose to guide them, they used a spotlight in the sky to guide them around."
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? - Frostbite
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? - A list of everything you want!
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? - Holly-wood.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? - It's Christmas, Eve
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? - Because he had low elf esteem.
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