Crocheted dolls?!
Question: A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
Answers: A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
I love this joke! Thanks! I wish I could crochet and be rich too. Married for 5 1/2 years.
hahahaha thats a good one, thanx 4 sharing!!
Hahaha i heard this one before but in an egg in a shoe box
but this is hillarious Dolls
$95k Lmao..Hehehehehe
thats a lot Men he should be ashamed of himself
thanks a lot..
STAR!!
it made me cry!!! then i just laughed at the end!!!
lol very funny
omg that is so funny
hahahaha
cool!
even @ $50.00 / doll
that's 190,000 different "occasions"
cheers
LOL
Funny! 10!