Can you get your mind out of the gutter and answer these?!
Question: Can you answer any of these? I only know some of them...
None of the answers should be vulgar, lewd, or salacious...aka get your mind out of the gutter :]
1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up?
2. What is a four letter word, ending with "k," that means intercourse?
3. What is so long, and so hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning, that he could hang a hat upon it??
4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of?
5. What is long, hard, and tubular and filled with "sea-men?"
6. What is heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F?"
7. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
8. What goes in hard and dry and comes out flaccid and moist?
9. What is six inches long, has a head on it and is the object of many women's fantasies?
(i know 2,4,6,7)
Answers: Can you answer any of these? I only know some of them...
None of the answers should be vulgar, lewd, or salacious...aka get your mind out of the gutter :]
1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up?
2. What is a four letter word, ending with "k," that means intercourse?
3. What is so long, and so hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning, that he could hang a hat upon it??
4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of?
5. What is long, hard, and tubular and filled with "sea-men?"
6. What is heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F?"
7. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
8. What goes in hard and dry and comes out flaccid and moist?
9. What is six inches long, has a head on it and is the object of many women's fantasies?
(i know 2,4,6,7)
1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up? (Shake hands / paw)
2. What is a four letter word, ending with "k," that means intercourse? (Talk)
3. What is so long, and so hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning, that he could hang a hat upon it ? (His head)
4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of ? (Legs)
5. What is long, hard, and tubular and filled with "sea-men ?" (Submarine)
6. What is heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F ?" (Firetruck)
7. What does a dog do that a man steps into ? (Pants)
8. What goes in hard and dry and comes out flaccid and moist ? (bubblegum or toothbrush)
9. What is six inches long, has a head on it and is the object of many women's fantasies ? (Money)
Sorry my mind stayed in the gutter!
1. shake hands
3. his head
5. a submarine
8. chewing gum
number 5 could be a submarine?
1. talk
2. kick
3. His leg?
4. Legs.
5. A submarine.
6. FIRE TRUCK!
8. DUNNO.
7. Pant.
9. Any form of a dollar.
1. Shake hands
2. talk
3. his head?
4. legs
5. a submarine
6. firetruck
7. pants
8. chewing gum
9. credit card
sorry i got nothing either... except some bad stuff.. but post the answers if u get them, i would like to know
I cant take it anymore!!!
No 1 is shake.
1) Shake
2)Talk
5)Submarine
8)Spaghetti or pasta
9) Money (bills)
1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up?
~~ Shake hands!
2. What is a four letter word, ending with "k," that means intercourse?
~~ Talk~
3. What is so long, and so hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning, that he could hang a hat upon it??
~~ His head!
4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of?
~~ Legs!
5. What is long, hard, and tubular and filled with "sea-men?"
~~ Submarine!
6. What is heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F?"
~~ Firetruck!
7. What does a dog do that a man steps into?
~~ Pants!
8. What goes in hard and dry and comes out flaccid and moist?
~~ Chewing gum!
9. What is six inches long, has a head on it and is the object of many women's fantasies?
~~ Money (dollar bill)!