Touchdown!?!
Question: An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, switch sides!"
Answers: An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, switch sides!"
LOL!....10/10!!
I like this brilliant
lmao ... cute joke but i must say its kinda gross lol : P
good
Excellent!
Funny! lol
Very Good M keep them coming and a Star
Well well well. I always thought football was boring. You sure have changed that. Lmao
Lol!
lol
The first joke I stared today.
That was funny!
thats it, im not sitting to read yer jokes anymore im fed up of falling of this flippin chair laughing
star award
my god, gotta have another shower, pmsl hun, and carpy don't get any ideas
star time
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as they say in futbol - gggggggoooooooooaaaaaaaaallll!
yes
haha funny,another one for the delete list lol
LOL but nasty.
hahahaha.... i love ur joke! ur hilarious... that was very funny! star for u! =]
Gotta love it! lol.
Ha ha ha.!!!
I bet next half is a walk in the park, lol.!!!
Excellent Mechelle so 10/10.!!!
Cheers lady for a laugh.!!
loo.lol