Two Turtles?!
Question: Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f-cking going!"
Answers: Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turtle turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the turtle. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second turtle. Exasperated and starving, the first turtle digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly, the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it! I'm not f-cking going!"
OMG! Didn't expect that. Wonderous. Star.
LoL! likr it, very good!
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Old, but good.
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thats awesome
that was soooooooooo funny, made me laugh, thankyou
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Excellent!Joke of the day so far!
HA, oh my gosh, that was hillarious!!!!
the second turtle was freakin sweet, I loved it!
great stuff heeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeee!!!!!!!!!
hats not funny. they just say it is for the points :P
Nice.
LOL! Hahaha!!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
STAR!
Haha. I liked that!
That was very funny.you're very good..
Very Good keep them coming and a Star
Haha, Love it!
its not a very funny joke
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can't stop laughing!!!!
Oh that's good...my wife's crackin up too.....she rarely does when I tell her a joke on here...
lool thats relli....weird and funny...
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Brilliant
that was good. lol lol lol lol lol
hahahaah
"I knew it! I'm not f-cking going!"
Cute. :)
haha soooo funny thanx !
another cracker, yer doing well today hun
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