Mad Cow Disease?!
Question: A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking
the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the
possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this
disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull
mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed):" Well, sir, that's a new
piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon
and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what
about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
playing with your t*ts twice a day and only
screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
Answers: A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking
the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the
possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this
disease?"
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull
mounts a cow only once a year?"
The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed):" Well, sir, that's a new
piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon
and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what
about getting to the point?"
The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
playing with your t*ts twice a day and only
screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
OMG!! I just cracked up laughing out loud at work!! That is great!!! Star
lololol
Ahh so dirty! lol but funny star
LOL I like it ALOT
That's class.
Furious!
lol..
good, my wifes always mad!
thanks for making my day i loved the joke.
loooooooooool...she would have the "Pissed Cow Disease"!! lmao good joke
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Very Good!
hate it :(
when a cow is mad and it is drooling from the mouth and is acting wired it needs to be shot it is the only Way you can help the cow from suffering
Ha! I've gotta send this to my husband.True stuff is the funniest. lol :o}
HAHAHA that's gold!
LMAO!!! loved it!
Your off again. Great list. Thanks
time you moooved on
Ha haha,lol,
LOL! Hahaha!!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
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LOL
lol
haha funny
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thats torn it fell of my chair laughing and a coughing fit to go with it
simply brilliant, id have been proud of that one myself
star award
omg hun, you excelled yourself here, need to go take a shower, pmsl
star time
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ha ha brilliant!!!
Yes! lol.
true.lol
Simply fantastic. Some more please.