Any short jokes ?!
Question: Judge says to the prostitute 'So when did you realize you were raped?.'
Prostitute says 'When the fcuking check bounced!'
or this?
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
maybe this?
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
or just this?
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
Answers: Judge says to the prostitute 'So when did you realize you were raped?.'
Prostitute says 'When the fcuking check bounced!'
or this?
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
maybe this?
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
or just this?
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!
When you were a child did your parents have to buy 2 booster seats?
You know what? I am craving some short cake
You should smoke some weed, it makes u feel HIGH.
Do you have short term memory?
Hey man "Low Five!" wats down? err i mean up
You a little short on cash
Hey how do you travel to school? a MINIVan?
Bet you can get your pants on like really fast
Hey man I'm SHORT on money could you i borrow some?
Let me get that for ya.
I'm short - only 5"1. And by the way - I know you didn't mean "short" short jokes!!!