Any short jokes ?!


Question: Judge says to the prostitute 'So when did you realize you were raped?.'
Prostitute says 'When the fcuking check bounced!'

or this?

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

maybe this?

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

or just this?

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"


Answers: Judge says to the prostitute 'So when did you realize you were raped?.'
Prostitute says 'When the fcuking check bounced!'

or this?

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

maybe this?

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

or just this?

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

When you were a child did your parents have to buy 2 booster seats?

You know what? I am craving some short cake

You should smoke some weed, it makes u feel HIGH.

Do you have short term memory?

Hey man "Low Five!" wats down? err i mean up

You a little short on cash

Hey how do you travel to school? a MINIVan?

Bet you can get your pants on like really fast

Hey man I'm SHORT on money could you i borrow some?

Let me get that for ya.

I'm short - only 5"1. And by the way - I know you didn't mean "short" short jokes!!!



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