Jokes!! ~funny or not~?!
Question: A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag".
Star if you like!! =D
Answers: A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag".
Star if you like!! =D
thats hilarious, im laughing hysterical
NOT FUNNY
sorry not worthy 4 a star!
try again
*********It is awesome*************
Funny
funny!!
very funny :)
thanks for the laugh
haha not really. the first one it kinda funny but the second one is just lame.
pretty funny
uh no
no
Yeah they are both kind of funny!!!
Why do ppl fill like they have to curse or have a hooker in every joke to make it funny?
* I LOVE the FIRST ONE....and the Second one was just CUTE....both are good thou !!!
funny
liked the first one...not so much the second. sorry
they are both really funny
eh no
errr sry im VERY Slow soo i dont get that ><
try this~
a man in the radio called another men and he said,"Congraz u have won a 100 grams!"
the another man is like,"OMG OMG!"
the men, "what are u gonna do with it?"
He is like,"I'm gonnna get a car!"
The radio guy,"how do u do it with a candy bar?"
the guy,"What? What do u mean?"
u got a candy bar congrats!