A Xmas Joke, what do you think?!
Question: ...Little Alice is thrilled to get a Pony for Christmas, as proud as punch she rides it through her quiet Village on Christmas Morning.
She spies a Policeman on his White Stallion at the other end of the Village green, keeping the peace besides the Rose and Crown Pub.
As she approaches him he says
"Good Morning and Merry Christmas Miss! Did you get that lovely Pony from Father Christmas?"
"Yes I did!" Says Alice, swelling with Pride.
"Well next time tell Father Christmas to put a reflective strip on the Pony's @RSE!" and he hands her a ￡20 fine.
Disgruntled by the Bobby's lack of Christmas spirit, Alice says,
"Did you get your lovely White Stallion from Father Christmas?"
"As a matter of fact I did young Lady!" replied the Bobby.
Alice retorts, before riding off,
"Well next time tell Father Christmas that the prick is meant to go underneath, not on top!"
Answers: ...Little Alice is thrilled to get a Pony for Christmas, as proud as punch she rides it through her quiet Village on Christmas Morning.
She spies a Policeman on his White Stallion at the other end of the Village green, keeping the peace besides the Rose and Crown Pub.
As she approaches him he says
"Good Morning and Merry Christmas Miss! Did you get that lovely Pony from Father Christmas?"
"Yes I did!" Says Alice, swelling with Pride.
"Well next time tell Father Christmas to put a reflective strip on the Pony's @RSE!" and he hands her a ￡20 fine.
Disgruntled by the Bobby's lack of Christmas spirit, Alice says,
"Did you get your lovely White Stallion from Father Christmas?"
"As a matter of fact I did young Lady!" replied the Bobby.
Alice retorts, before riding off,
"Well next time tell Father Christmas that the prick is meant to go underneath, not on top!"
And I wonder where you got that joke from???!!!!
i like never heard ir before
gud1
lol.lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! brilliant!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ha ha don't mess with Alice. lol!
:-)))