Why do some egg shells crack and stick to the shell?!
Question: They just won't peel and the egg sticks to the shell and all we get is the yolk; why? This is no yoke. Get it? No yoke not joke? I know, go to bed granny.
Answers: They just won't peel and the egg sticks to the shell and all we get is the yolk; why? This is no yoke. Get it? No yoke not joke? I know, go to bed granny.
I was SCRAMBLING to think of as many related puns & yokes as possible to egg you guys on, but I'm LAYING [sic] in bed and my thoughts are kinda all RUNNING together, not very (over-)easy to do right now.
I wanna take Religious Nut's comment a little further and say it was egg-SHELL-ent! lol, I'm cackling like a hen now. I CRACK myself up! Oh, I guess maybe I'm being a little COCKY... Pardon. : )
"Eggs Salent" joke, Granny...
Get it?!? (Excellent?!?)
Okay...I'll tuck myself into bed, too, Granny...