What about this--quite true?!
Question: The lecturer was a food faddist. According to him, most of what we eat ought to have killed us years ago. Meat was murderous, vegetables were vicious, and even water was full of germs.
Finally, he pointed an accusing finger at one bored man in the front row.
" You, sir!" he demanded. "Can you tell me what it is that most of us eat at one time or another, yet is the worst thing in the world for us?"
The bored man knew the answer to that one.
"Wedding cake!" he retorted without hesitation.
Answers: The lecturer was a food faddist. According to him, most of what we eat ought to have killed us years ago. Meat was murderous, vegetables were vicious, and even water was full of germs.
Finally, he pointed an accusing finger at one bored man in the front row.
" You, sir!" he demanded. "Can you tell me what it is that most of us eat at one time or another, yet is the worst thing in the world for us?"
The bored man knew the answer to that one.
"Wedding cake!" he retorted without hesitation.
I am not yet married...but I have eaten plenty of wedding cake! I think it's yum! I guess the answer should have been 'your own wedding cake!' Hey! Absolutely no offence meant! LOL!!!
Lol! don't say that I'm getting married soon!
Brilliant!!!
i think this was in the wrong section it is meant to be under crap
like it .lol