Humorous sign ads.Star if you like?!
Question: Advertisement in A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... cheap...........no strings attached.
Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading .
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."
Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit : We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She might be your grandma!
Answers: Advertisement in A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... cheap...........no strings attached.
Ad. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading .
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."
Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit : We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She might be your grandma!
that was a howl! star4u
lol those are all funny . thanks for making my monday start off so good and with a great laugh.
Ha ha! Have a star!
hehe yes there are some funny ones there so you get your star :-)
lol!!
cute
Funny! You get a star.