Three kinds funny or true?!
Question: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" asks the boy. "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
Answers: A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" asks the boy. "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
I won't be able to keep a straight face when my tree goes up. Good joke. hahahaha
hehe!! Made me chuckle!
where did you get that joke?? so funny!!!
Yes, that is a very funny joke and somewhat true also..LOL
funny ha ha ha
Ha ha that was funny. Have a star!
well.lol
Ha, ha, ha!
Thank you, you made me laugh.
hahahahahhahahhaa!!!LOLOL LMAO
ohhh lmfao...
Good one! Funny! 10!
funnny, but sick! how many of these joke things r u gonna post!!!
shall never look at a tree in the same light again, ho ho ho
starred
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ha ha ha.!!!
Old age catches us all in the end.!!!
Good one Chris.!!!
Cheers.!!
See woman are just clever lol
lol funny x
your a funny man Chris.
always making me laugh!!
starred!!