Moral funny or true?!
Question: A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
Answers: A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
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Appropriate for most management I know!!!!
thats 10 in a row all funny now get back to work xxx
funny and true
Funny! 10!
funny and true
He! he! funny....
so true,,, and very good..
good one
ha, reminds me of my old boss....he was full of it
well.lol
excellent mate, ho ho ho
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That is funny and true. lol
very funny, ithought you were gonna say you can listen to bullshit but don't eat it
True and funny
How very true. Have a star.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ha ha ha.!!!
In a lot of cases it's True, lol.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
aint that the d@mn truth!!!
loved the joke!!
Very true!!!