What now? why isn't this a question...i am asking, don't you just love t!
Question: God love the Scots
Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous
throughout the entertainment industry for being more than
just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in
Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands,
once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into
the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in
Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of
the crowd pierced the quiet... "Well, foockin stop doin it
then, ya evil bastard!"
Answers: God love the Scots
Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous
throughout the entertainment industry for being more than
just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in
Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands,
once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into
the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in
Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of
the crowd pierced the quiet... "Well, foockin stop doin it
then, ya evil bastard!"
Praise be for the wisdom and humour of the scots......now that was better than most of the jokes on this site....
Like I said, Bono is a SELF CENTERED IDIOT, and I hope he gets MORE OF THE SAME everywhere he goes!!! But WITHOUT the profain language!!!
Bono has magical powers.
LMAO!!
that was great thanx for the laughs i have been laughing for 15 minutes straight and now just being able to type
While it's a fascinating story, you can't possibly imagine that it is a question.
Very funny :)