Just call me "Mr. Lucky"?!
Question: Old Joe wlks into his favorite bar and his friends ask where he's been for the last 6 weeks, and you don't have to call me Joe anymore, just call me Mr. Lucky.
He tells them he's been in the hospital and his friends tell him that doesn't sound very lucky.
He tells them that he got shot in the nads by a jealous husband who walked in on him shagging the neighbor's wife.
And you want us to call you Mr. Lucky? That doesn't sound very lucky.
Oh yeah, I'm Mr Lucky allright. If he had shown up two minutes earlier, he would have shot me right in the back of the head.
Answers: Old Joe wlks into his favorite bar and his friends ask where he's been for the last 6 weeks, and you don't have to call me Joe anymore, just call me Mr. Lucky.
He tells them he's been in the hospital and his friends tell him that doesn't sound very lucky.
He tells them that he got shot in the nads by a jealous husband who walked in on him shagging the neighbor's wife.
And you want us to call you Mr. Lucky? That doesn't sound very lucky.
Oh yeah, I'm Mr Lucky allright. If he had shown up two minutes earlier, he would have shot me right in the back of the head.
You lucky f**ker
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WHAT? I'm lost!!
thats the stupidest ridd-- no jock--- no -- nevermind
okay