Bee bee king.?!
Question: A professor from the natural history museum was walking past HMV when he saw an album for sale called '1001 wasp sounds'.
Now, being an expert in wasp sounds himself-he couldn't beleive his luck and he rushed in for a copy.
The sales assistant offered to put it on for him to make sure it was what he really wanted and they listened to the first track.
"That's not a wasp!" said the professor after a couple of seconds, "try another one.
so- Track 2: "this isn't a bloody wasp either! i think you're trying to con me here".
The shop assistant says: "look, let's try one more, maybe you're mistaken"
"Mistaken!?" says the professor "I am the worlds leading expert in wasp sounds and i'm telling you they are not wasps!..i'm going!"
As he was leaving the shop, the bemused shop assistant, looking at the album cover, realised his mistake...
"Oi, come back" he shouts "We've been listening to the Bee side"..
Answers: A professor from the natural history museum was walking past HMV when he saw an album for sale called '1001 wasp sounds'.
Now, being an expert in wasp sounds himself-he couldn't beleive his luck and he rushed in for a copy.
The sales assistant offered to put it on for him to make sure it was what he really wanted and they listened to the first track.
"That's not a wasp!" said the professor after a couple of seconds, "try another one.
so- Track 2: "this isn't a bloody wasp either! i think you're trying to con me here".
The shop assistant says: "look, let's try one more, maybe you're mistaken"
"Mistaken!?" says the professor "I am the worlds leading expert in wasp sounds and i'm telling you they are not wasps!..i'm going!"
As he was leaving the shop, the bemused shop assistant, looking at the album cover, realised his mistake...
"Oi, come back" he shouts "We've been listening to the Bee side"..
lol...
Wow. *Sigh*
Okay!
Pretty funny! 8/10!
lol