Heres a christmas joke(attempt #2)?!


Question: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins ......

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Answers: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins ......

If you don't like it, Please don't comment. Thank you

Funny for an open minded person.

Thank god I am one.

Hahahaha made my day. thanks

lmao i thought that was a funny christmas joke

pretty funny. i gotta commend you on that one.

classic, awesome

haha thats kinda funny

Funny! 10!

Pretty old joke(?)

lol hun hahaha lmao funny!



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