Ask the best joke get the best answer...?!
Question: Ok, each person can only say one joke. The one that makes me laugh the hardest gets the best answer... simple? Oh and ask more than one joke and you dont get best answer automatically
Answers: Ok, each person can only say one joke. The one that makes me laugh the hardest gets the best answer... simple? Oh and ask more than one joke and you dont get best answer automatically
10 ways to annoy people in a public toilet.
1. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a melon into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
2. Fill up a large flask with Lucozade. Squirt it erratically under door!"
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?
5. Say, "C 'mon Mr. Happy!! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
6. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall where the person in the next stall can see it.
7. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"
8. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that colour before, ... "
9. Say, "Interesting ... more floaters than sinkers."
10. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****, my glass eye!!"
Okay, help me understand how you "ask" a joke.
The only "asking" jokes I know are Knock-knocks, and I don't like them.
Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional...
At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Yuma sits a huge
Mexican. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and
obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally plucks up
the courage to say something to the big Mexican.
Leaning over towards him, he whispers, "Do you want a Bl0w J0b?"
At this, the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks
the stuffing out of him, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds
to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised
and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat. Amazed,
the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Mexican.
I've never seen you react like that," he says. "Just what did
he say to you?"
"I don't know," the big Mexican replied.
"Something about a job."
thee thou thy sen an see how tha likes it
my indian friend had to spend the night in the hotel lobby,
i recon barry wins, he made me laugh
whats disgusting?
a truck full of dead baby's.
whats even worse?
a truck full of dead baby's, and 1 still alive.
whats even worse?
a truck full of dead baby's, 1 alive, eating his way out.
whats even worse than that?
a truck full of dead baby's, 1 alive, eating his way out and going back 4 seconds!
What do you do if you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?
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Shoot her again!
Minnie Mouse told Mickey Mouse she wanted a divorce Mickey Mouse said are U FU**ING Stupid she said no Im FU**ING GOOFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
3 ladies are stranded on an island after a plane crash. 1 white. 1 hispanice 1 african american.
To signal rescuers the white lady started a fire for a smoke signal to no avail. The hispanic lady made a help sign out of rocks and tree branches to no avail. Then the black lady got naked and layed in the sand by the beach. The other 2 ladies thought she was crazy and said. "What are you doing"? The black lady Replied. "What do they always look for first? The black Box
ok thers a man on beach has no arms an no legs just atorso an 3 bronzed beauties run up to him layin near the sea an take pity on him bein alone
the first bronzed beauty says have you ever been hugged b4,he replies no so she hugs him rubin his head in her cleavage then runs off.
the second bronzed beauty says have you ever been kissed,he says no so she plants huge smacker on his lips.
the third bronze beauty says have you ever been s*****d b4,he says no thinkin wahay til she says you ave now the tides comin in.
OK.
If you`re a blonde don`t get upset.
Why does a blonde walks around in the bath while she`s having a shower?
Becauseon the shampoo says WASH & GO
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.
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huhuhuhuh heeheehee haahahhaha.
Top joke in the United Kingdom
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
want a good joke? GO LOOK IN A MIRROR
I am still thinking......
How do you make a baby float?
1 bottle Rootbeer,
2 scoops ice cream
1 dead baby