Four old school friends were having coffee.?!
Question: The first, a Catholic woman, says, "My son is now a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’."
The second Catholic woman then says, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic says, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth woman, a Jewish lady, just sat there and sipped her coffee in silence. So the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
So she replies, "My son is 6' 6", has plenty of money, broad square shoulders, terribly handsome, dresses very well, tight muscular body, tight hard buns and a very nice bulge. Whenever he walks into a room, women gasp, 'Oh, my God...'."
Answers: The first, a Catholic woman, says, "My son is now a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’."
The second Catholic woman then says, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic says, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth woman, a Jewish lady, just sat there and sipped her coffee in silence. So the first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
So she replies, "My son is 6' 6", has plenty of money, broad square shoulders, terribly handsome, dresses very well, tight muscular body, tight hard buns and a very nice bulge. Whenever he walks into a room, women gasp, 'Oh, my God...'."
RLMAO!!!!! That's freakin hilarious!!! Thanks for the share!
U shud add :
"Whenever he walks into a room, women gasp 'Oh, my God...'." And I bet all ur sons wud too!
hahahaha
good
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
LMAO!!!!!! DATZ GOOD
im gonna spread dis one to my friends!
STAR! *
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hehehe.....Take 10points from me. GIVE US SOME MORE.
hehehe!
id probably gasp that too, oh aye ;)
hahahaha funny
very, very funny!! a star for you
ha ha
good sense of humor!! lolz!!
I already heard this one but it has a different twist. I think that the fourth mother said that my son's a stripper and when he walked into the room, they said Oh my God.
well whatever the version, it still has the same objective...
to make us laugh... :)
good one
Everybody takes a vow...to that joke!! Very funny.