Giving out 10 points if you answer correctly first!!!!!!?!


Question: 1.) Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

OR

2.) Why did the skeleton cross the road?


Answers: 1.) Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

OR

2.) Why did the skeleton cross the road?

he went to the body shop !

To get to the second hand shop!!

1) he wanted to get to the second-hand shop
2) because he saw the snails on the other side and wanted to use them to cross the road.

1/ to go to the 2nd hand shop.

They were in the box I was carrying when I crossed the road. (I have witnesses.)

To get to the other side?

1. becuase he needed to go to the second hand shop

2. becuase he went to the body shop

to get to the other side

1) to go to the second hand shop!
2) to go to th body shop

i answered both ten points!!!!!

The Skeleton wanted to get some spares and the one handed man wanted to go to the Second hand shop.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to get to the second hand shop

1) 2nd hand shop
2) The Body shop

1)so he could thumb a lift
2)so he could skin up

you put this question in the joke section because you are telling the joke not us!!

you start the joke and you want us to provide you with the punch line?? what is this!?

why did the one handed man cross the road?
.. i believe it was because he wanted to meet you on the other side to give you a slap with his one hand for asking such a stupid question

2/ too get to the Body Shop

Did you know why the skeleton couldn't cross the road ?

Because he didn't have the guts

because he let one off and didn't want the blame

1. he wanted to get to his other side.
2. some body was on the other side.

1.)Because a chicken had gone off with his other hand..
2.)He wanted to go to the post office

1.the second hand shop

2 .the body shop

i'm not the first persion to answer this so i cant get the 10 points....!

:(

Okay are any of these answers above correct???

To get into the other side....

umm.........................i dont know?
......aaaah........yup i got it.........................no i havn't.................oh yea blaah bllah....is that it?umm dosn't look like it umm............ah ..............lala..................umm sorry i cant find it!

to get to the body shop!

or to get run over.... cos life was so unbearable

to the body shop

1)to get a hand job(get it hand job..hand and ur thingy thing)

2)so he can get boned by the one handed man



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