What is the greatest nonsense joke?!
Question: Back in school me and my friends used to do a thing where we would tell a joke with a completely obscure punchline, piss ourselves laughing at it, then see who else laughed who wasn't 'in' on it. We would then question them and get them to explain the joke to everyone else. As well as being a great way to rat out dumb people who pretend to understand everything, we came up with some pretty stupid, but hilarious jokes e.g. how do you stop your granny stealing your cheese? paint your walls pink!
What is the best nonsense joke you can think of?
Answers: Back in school me and my friends used to do a thing where we would tell a joke with a completely obscure punchline, piss ourselves laughing at it, then see who else laughed who wasn't 'in' on it. We would then question them and get them to explain the joke to everyone else. As well as being a great way to rat out dumb people who pretend to understand everything, we came up with some pretty stupid, but hilarious jokes e.g. how do you stop your granny stealing your cheese? paint your walls pink!
What is the best nonsense joke you can think of?
your flying through the desert in your canoe, and your tire pops. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?
answer: none chicken bone is not in the applesauce.
No, I can't top that.
The baker said do you want brown or white bread - the customer said l dont mind lve got my bike today
What has 12 legs and 1 eye?
Three blind mice and half a kipper
A boy when I was younger was trying to show off and came up with this one-
What's the difference between a rock and a chair?
A rocking chair.
The thing is, I still laugh now thinking how stupid it was. Lol.
interesting pasttime.
My friend Gene is so fat, they painted his house green!!!.....
One of mine....
Abe's son arrived home from school puffing and panting, sweat rolling down his face.
"Dad, you'll be so proud of me," he said, "I saved a pound by running behind the bus all the way home!"
"Oy Vey!" said Abe, "You could have run behind a taxi and saved ￡10."
how do you make your s,punk shoot further ?????????
stick your finger up your bum