Little Jonny was playing in the rose garden with his friend Ben?!
Question: Ben got a thorn in his finger and wept uncontrollably. johnny tried to consol him.
"Don't worry, Ben..I'll ask mum for a cup of cider to put it in, that'll fix it."
"Sob, will that, sob, work, sob sob..??"
"Well, I've heard my big sister say that every time she gets a big prick in her hand...she always puts it in cider."
Answers: Ben got a thorn in his finger and wept uncontrollably. johnny tried to consol him.
"Don't worry, Ben..I'll ask mum for a cup of cider to put it in, that'll fix it."
"Sob, will that, sob, work, sob sob..??"
"Well, I've heard my big sister say that every time she gets a big prick in her hand...she always puts it in cider."
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A copy'n'paste joke for the email circuit for me.
Glad there's no copyright laws on YA. Thanks for the laugh!
Johnny is in for a shock.
oh little johnny
will he ever learn!
lol, itz little brothers like that that make u wanna jump off a cliff (or push them off a cliff), lmao!!! he's so hilarious, though!
Funny! 10!
wOW. jOHNNY ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT TO SAY. LMBO.
hahahaha thats mint lol
Very funny. More please!
lol
lol.lol
He he he good one ha ha
hahahaha
hahahahahaha.....good one
i get it johnny's sister puts it inside her! am i right?