A man visits his local church wanting to speak to his vicar , "Father, what!
Question: ..... heaven?". The vicar thinks for a moment and replies, "Son, to get into heaven, you must give up smoking, drink, and sex for a year.". The man thinks to himself that this will be difficult but agrees to do this "Father, if there is no way else, I shall give up smoking, drinking and sex for a year.".
A year comes and goes. The man returns to the church and the vicar asks "Hello, my son, did you give up smoking?". The man replies "It was difficult but I have not smoked for a year.".
The vicar answers "That was good. You are on the way to heaven. How about the drink?". Again, the man responds "That was also difficult but I have touched any alcohol for a year.".
The vicar, now impressed, asks "That is good. If you have had no sex for the year, you will enter the Kingdom of Heaven.". The man, looking depressed, answers "Well there is a problem. I was doing so well until last weekend. I had no sex all year and then last weekend, I saw my wife bending over in the fridge.".
Answers: ..... heaven?". The vicar thinks for a moment and replies, "Son, to get into heaven, you must give up smoking, drink, and sex for a year.". The man thinks to himself that this will be difficult but agrees to do this "Father, if there is no way else, I shall give up smoking, drinking and sex for a year.".
A year comes and goes. The man returns to the church and the vicar asks "Hello, my son, did you give up smoking?". The man replies "It was difficult but I have not smoked for a year.".
The vicar answers "That was good. You are on the way to heaven. How about the drink?". Again, the man responds "That was also difficult but I have touched any alcohol for a year.".
The vicar, now impressed, asks "That is good. If you have had no sex for the year, you will enter the Kingdom of Heaven.". The man, looking depressed, answers "Well there is a problem. I was doing so well until last weekend. I had no sex all year and then last weekend, I saw my wife bending over in the fridge.".
now THAT'S funny
Good One!!
HUH?
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Brilliant!! Have a star like object.
LMFAO.
hahahaha made me giggle alittle lol
Very funny. More please!
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Ha ha ha worth a star,,,
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