The court case?!


Question: A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b@stard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned b@stard!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"

The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that b@stard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"


Answers: A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b@stard!"

The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned b@stard!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?"

The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that b@stard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"

now that was funny thanks for the laughs babes

Think thats one of mine...still makes me laugh though!

2/10

Nice joke ha ha ha ,,,,,

like it.lol

LoL 4/10

Funny!! That's good!! *star*

Hilarious!!! 15/10!!!

lol!!!

First joke on yahoo to actually make me lmao

i give you a star

haha funny,like it !!!
notice to empty heads.....jokes that may be present in your in box are NOT your personal mental property.
jokes posted in the past ,by you ,or someone else,if the title is different ,the poster is in no position to know that.
in the event that you think that anyone is posting something you posted why the ownership/nasty comments and not just feel flatered ,that someone may be using ''your'' sense of humor ????(questionable ,as seen from your comments,in the first place) !!!
freakin :I often seen jokes I posted ,reposted by you,out of politeness and because I do not treat what's in my inbox as my own personal mental property,I never said nothing,tho I did mention it to one of your contacts,when I read her comment about ''some kid stealing ''your'' jokes !!!!!! Wake up or just try and grow up !!!

Good one!

that was funny . u hit the nail on the head!!

chuck him in the slammer too

hehehe, well done hun, pmsl

star time

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Funny! 100!

very funny as totally funny
cool and nice
good to read..

hahaha
very funny
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