Thanksgiving and Christmas joke?!
Question: A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
The woman replied, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
Answers: A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
The woman replied, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
I must remember that one PMSL
Very Good!!
LOL funny! 10/10 star
Nice one ha ha ha have a star,,,,
funny!
LOL....OMG THAT WAS FREAKIN FUNNY.....
Ha ha ha.!!!
Well now he has something good to eat, lol.!!!
Excellent again Rose so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady you always make me smile.!!
I wish i was her husband lol. Have a star!
hahahaha very good
LMAO..extremely funny!
Super. I never heard that one. Great!
Got that right! lol!
Lol very good....
haha can I marry her???? please???
well.lol
very funny
a rare commodity in a woman ha ha ha
star
hehehe, that's one thing i don't need to get hun, pmsl
star time
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thats a good 1 its really funny
Funny! 100!
lol
that is funny and good thank you for sharing...
lol again very funny lol*
another cracker thanks babes