A couple of marriage jokes?!


Question: A husband and his wife who have been married twenty years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She says nothing and ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill. Then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."


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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."


Answers: A husband and his wife who have been married twenty years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She says nothing and ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill. Then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."


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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I'm listening."

Those are funny

Funny!!

good ones

LOL...BOTH WERE GOOD....STAR

Funny

LOL 10/10 very funny star

Ha ha good one

Both of them were too funny! Have a star!

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Haha. They're good.

Both were very funny.
Thanks.

two very good jokes star4u

Very good, LOL

Lmao

LOL ROFL

both are best! very funny!
an example of good relationship!
lol!

lol!!

:) i liked the 2nd one better...i'll give it a star....

gd 1s

haha like it !

true .lol

hahahaha....

LOL

10/10!!! great jokes!

'I just act like I'm listening'.. haha classic. STAR!

the last one sums up most marriages

Good joke but not a question

Ha, ha, ha!!

Loved the second one!!

Cheers for that!!

10/10 nd your star is on its way!!

hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl

star time

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very good young lady
star award

that was a very good joke lol
come up with more if you made it upyou are very smart



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