It"s longish but worth it!?!
Question: ----------------------------------------...
This useful tool, commonly
found
in
the
range
of
8
inches
long.
The functioning of which is
enjoyed
by
members
of
both
sexes.
Is
usually found hung, dangling
loosely,
ready
for
instant
action.
It boasts of a clump of
little
hairy
things
at
one
end
and
small
hole at the other. In use, it
is
inserted,
almost
always
willingly, sometimes slowly,
sometimes
quickly,
into
a
warm,
fleshy, moist opening where
it
is
thrust
in
and
drawn
out
again
and again many times in
succession,
often
quickly
and
accompanied by squirming
bodily
movements.
Anyone
found
listening in will most surely
recognize
the
rhythmic,
pulsing
sound, resulting from the
well
lubricated
movements.
When
finally withdrawn, it leaves
behind
a
juicy,
frothy,
sticky
white
substance, some of which will
need
cleaning
from
the
outer
surfaces of the opening and
some
of
from
its
long
glistening
shaft. After everything is
done
and
the
flowing
and
cleansing
liquids have ceased
emanating,
it
is
returned
to
its
freely
hanging state of rest, ready
for
yet
another
bit
of
action,
hopefully reaching its
bristling
climax
twice
or
three
times a
day, but often much less.
What am i???????
As you may have already
guessed,
the
answer
to
the
riddle
is
none other than your very
own..........
Toothbrush.........
what were you
thinking?
Answers: ----------------------------------------...
This useful tool, commonly
found
in
the
range
of
8
inches
long.
The functioning of which is
enjoyed
by
members
of
both
sexes.
Is
usually found hung, dangling
loosely,
ready
for
instant
action.
It boasts of a clump of
little
hairy
things
at
one
end
and
small
hole at the other. In use, it
is
inserted,
almost
always
willingly, sometimes slowly,
sometimes
quickly,
into
a
warm,
fleshy, moist opening where
it
is
thrust
in
and
drawn
out
again
and again many times in
succession,
often
quickly
and
accompanied by squirming
bodily
movements.
Anyone
found
listening in will most surely
recognize
the
rhythmic,
pulsing
sound, resulting from the
well
lubricated
movements.
When
finally withdrawn, it leaves
behind
a
juicy,
frothy,
sticky
white
substance, some of which will
need
cleaning
from
the
outer
surfaces of the opening and
some
of
from
its
long
glistening
shaft. After everything is
done
and
the
flowing
and
cleansing
liquids have ceased
emanating,
it
is
returned
to
its
freely
hanging state of rest, ready
for
yet
another
bit
of
action,
hopefully reaching its
bristling
climax
twice
or
three
times a
day, but often much less.
What am i???????
As you may have already
guessed,
the
answer
to
the
riddle
is
none other than your very
own..........
Toothbrush.........
what were you
thinking?
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good No8, had me in suspense there :-)).!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
mine"s a brown one!
O.O
nice
i was thinking pen15 but i knew it had to be something else
Could have had sex, showered and brushed my teeth in the time it took me to read that, and not a quicky either !!!
where is the hole in a toothbrush?
LOL...I was thinking toothbrush. Get your head out of the gutter (or sink, as the case may be)!
PS Mine's pink and white and vibrates!
my mammie say"s that"s very good,because i have to clean my teeth twice aday!!
i use mine on me head!!
Hheeeeeeeeyyyyy! That was brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
i dont need one now, i put my teeth in a glass!*
wow really turned on there
TILL I GOT TO THE END
TOOTHBRUSH INDEED
STAR 4 U
That's nicely misleading!! I like it!! *star*
mine doesn't have a hole.
i was getting hard
lmao! you had me on that one. that was NOT on my mind. lol, and you know what i was thinking. hehehehehehehe
oh that"s a belter,keep em rocking our kidda!!
:-O
I was shocked - pleasantly surprised really!!
10/10 + *
mine hasnt got a hole in the end, p.s. i am talking toothbrush. not d.i.c.k.
hahahah ! that was hilarious . u defenetly got me thinking something else . u defenetly get a star !
I like this one check this out http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sexual_innu...
lol! Good one! Funny! 100!
well.lol
hahaha excellent as usual from you*
sorry to poke holes in your joke, but how many people actually hang there toothbrush? Also Ive never seen a toothbrush with a hole in the end, toothbrushes don't have holes on them otherwise they would store liquid up inside. Apart from that its a good joke.