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Question: Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.


Answers: Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

omg, that poor woman, but funny also

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Kind of gross. She'd a bit of a ditz, isn't she?

OMG, weird!

If true, very funny!

Was she blonde?

lol heard it b4 but still funny

not funny,but interesting.

wow.......

so no-one should be able to say she was short on dough .

Um....*sigh*....um...yeah....((crickets chirping))...((man coughing))....that was...funny i guess...*cough*

I dont know if its a joke but its a really interesting story and could happen i suppose. I'll bet that girl felt kinda dumb but relieved.

CRAZY!!! i cant believe that... that cant be true... or can it...

This is supposed to be a true story. Check Snopes.com

Lmao this is too funny. Thx for the laugh...star

I've heard that before but still LOL

lol

i can't stop laughin'.

b read it before .lol

well never heard that before thanks for sharing

hahahahaha

can i ask... is she blond??? :)

I liked that ha ha ,,,



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