Three women are sitting around discussing the sexual prowess of there boyfriends!
Question: and one of them "says if your boyfriend was a soda what kind would he be ? the first woman thought about it a few seconds and said i guess mine would be a 7 up because hes seven inches and hes always up, the secound woman took a little longer to think about it but she says i guess mine would be a mountain dew because hes always mounting me and were always dewing it,they third lady took so long thinking about it the other women had to ask her what kind would yours be ? she said mine would be jack daniels the other two women said thats not fair jack daniels is a liquor the woman said yeah thats my man
Answers: and one of them "says if your boyfriend was a soda what kind would he be ? the first woman thought about it a few seconds and said i guess mine would be a 7 up because hes seven inches and hes always up, the secound woman took a little longer to think about it but she says i guess mine would be a mountain dew because hes always mounting me and were always dewing it,they third lady took so long thinking about it the other women had to ask her what kind would yours be ? she said mine would be jack daniels the other two women said thats not fair jack daniels is a liquor the woman said yeah thats my man
lol took a minute for the penny to drop
That's pretty funny- I had to read it twice but it was good!
good one
lol ... very good have a star...
l0l that was cute.
i like, i like ha ha. !
flippin funny. love it.
Funny
lol that took me a few minutes to catch on, but the penny dropped
Cute! I love plays on words
hi ,,,,,jack Daniels here lol
LOL X
yep, that's right.
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one.!!!
Got me smiling.!!!
Cheers.!!
PMSL
good one lol
cute
Funny! 100!
very funny. More please!
hahaha really funny.
nice one