Does anyone know a joke about integrity that 5th grade and under would understan!
Question: An old indian medicine man and his Nephew were walking across a desert area and saw men with funny white suits on and using strange equipment.
The old indian did not speak english and the nephew did because he went to white mans school. The old indian asked his N.(for nephew) to go and ask them what they were doing.
He obediantly went and asked and came back to report to his Uncle that they said they were going to the moon and were testing their equipment.
The old indian told his N to go and ask them if he could send a message to the moon people, which the N did.
The astronaughts thought this would be a wonder photo op to do it and agreed. They got the equipment togeather to record the indians message.
When it was all set up the ond indian began: "Yut ta hey amo hega atam ushtey."
The space men asked the N what the old man said but he said he could not. So the space men looked for and finally found one interpreter to translate it for them. When the interpreter heard the message he broke up all to geather in a fit of laughter and could barely talk. But he finally, between fits of laughter interpreted what the man had said........".Watch out for these bastards....they are here to steal your lands."
Any child can understand freedom!!!!
Answers: An old indian medicine man and his Nephew were walking across a desert area and saw men with funny white suits on and using strange equipment.
The old indian did not speak english and the nephew did because he went to white mans school. The old indian asked his N.(for nephew) to go and ask them what they were doing.
He obediantly went and asked and came back to report to his Uncle that they said they were going to the moon and were testing their equipment.
The old indian told his N to go and ask them if he could send a message to the moon people, which the N did.
The astronaughts thought this would be a wonder photo op to do it and agreed. They got the equipment togeather to record the indians message.
When it was all set up the ond indian began: "Yut ta hey amo hega atam ushtey."
The space men asked the N what the old man said but he said he could not. So the space men looked for and finally found one interpreter to translate it for them. When the interpreter heard the message he broke up all to geather in a fit of laughter and could barely talk. But he finally, between fits of laughter interpreted what the man had said........".Watch out for these bastards....they are here to steal your lands."
Any child can understand freedom!!!!
i whish i could help u, i'm a junior in high school n i can barely understand jokes that frnds tell me!
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