HILARIOUS JOKE!(don't say I didn't warn you!)?!


Question: Okay, a kid was called by his parents to go to the living room, and there standing was Mom, Dad and Grandpa. The Mom said, "hey my little baby! Close your eyes for ten seconds, then when you open them, you'll see the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy!

So, the little five-year-old kid closes his eyes, then opens them. And Mom, Dad, and Grandpa are just standing there with grins on their faces.


Answers: Okay, a kid was called by his parents to go to the living room, and there standing was Mom, Dad and Grandpa. The Mom said, "hey my little baby! Close your eyes for ten seconds, then when you open them, you'll see the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy!

So, the little five-year-old kid closes his eyes, then opens them. And Mom, Dad, and Grandpa are just standing there with grins on their faces.

horrible

poor kid!

not funny ...
sorry

Um... that's really not that funny...

Um...that wasn't very funny. Sorry!

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

NOW THATZ FUNNY!

Not really funny. Sorry.

NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

I understand the joke, but I just don't think it is that funny because I believe in the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, and the Easter bunny.

Aw poor kid



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