Are my days numbered? Tell me what you think..?!
Question: I’m currently sitting at work, using a stolen computer (and illegal copy of vista) with a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of illegal moonshine on my desk. All the lights are on, heating is on, windows open..and I can hear my 4X4 jeep running outside. I’m also wearing a t-shirt with a bear on the front with the caption “Muhammad loves you”. To top off the image, Bob Geldof is tied up in my locker and George Bush is on my family and friends list…So…as anyone got anything to say?
It's the season of good will, so am I forgiven? lol
Answers: I’m currently sitting at work, using a stolen computer (and illegal copy of vista) with a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of illegal moonshine on my desk. All the lights are on, heating is on, windows open..and I can hear my 4X4 jeep running outside. I’m also wearing a t-shirt with a bear on the front with the caption “Muhammad loves you”. To top off the image, Bob Geldof is tied up in my locker and George Bush is on my family and friends list…So…as anyone got anything to say?
It's the season of good will, so am I forgiven? lol
Funnily enough - I'm doing the exact same thing right this minute.
How weird!
Are you still alive when you read this?
id say you are screwed
You LIAR! You don't have a 4X4 Jeep!
LOL!
The stolen computer, cracked Vista, and T-shirt is no problem.
For the cigarrette, whiskey, lights, heating while windows open and your jeep running, think ahead when you have an inbred, mentally retarded offspring and the future you're living him/her. I'm sure they're going to be really grateful.
I don't get the Bob Geldof joke- I'd lock the drughead up too, especially for the We Are the World song- it still irritates me.
And as for being related to Bush, all I can say is: hope you're able to visit him in jail, or at his grave, because they are the only places he belongs!
I like your style, you should start writing the books, you'll be good at that.
Wow, awesome mental image happening here.... You did not mention you were wearing pants? ;)
Lol sorry... I'm terrible aren't I?
I would say your days... or minutes are numbered, defiantly.... I had better start answering all of your questions before I never hear from you again!
*hugs* So long!
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Wishing your day is filled with love and peace! Your days are numbered! 10...9...8...7...
everyone's days are numbered
Yeah... Merry Christmas, dude.
And-a... don't stand too close to the stove, if you know what I mean!
lol
I don't have a problem with it, and neither should any of the liberals. After all, you're doing your own thing, right? Isn't it always about "What's in it for me"?
Hell lol!!!
Really funny!
I see you got the reaction you were after! Its a good thing you posted this in jokes!!!
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