How to keep a healthy level of insanity...Do three of these per day!!?!
Question: 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on & point a hair dryer @ passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice
3) Insist that your email address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com
4) Every time some1 asks u 2 do something,ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues 2 join u in a little synchronised chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "Thats what u think"
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist 2others that u like it tht way
Answers: 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on & point a hair dryer @ passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice
3) Insist that your email address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com
4) Every time some1 asks u 2 do something,ask if they want fries with that.
5) Encourage your colleagues 2 join u in a little synchronised chair dancing.
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors'
10) Reply to everything someone says with, "Thats what u think"
11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist 2others that u like it tht way
lolz just forwarded them onto a few people who would appreciate this!
very good
What does it mean if I do all of these things? :-S
haha lol
I work in a hotel so I'm going to try #6 and #9 today!
o kay lol
When going through the drive through order a diet water seriously.
brilliant, thanks for sharing
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fabulous!!! i would dearly love to try number 8 as that made me laugh the hardest!!!!! only problem is , it would definitely affect the patients on the ward - never mind the nurses!!!!