More men jokes star if you like...?!


Question: # Then there's the jigsaw puzzle for men.
It only has one piece, And most of the time, it's missing.

# Why do women like bidets?
Because men don't know what they are. (whats a bidet?)

# How do you get a man on the roof?
Tell him the beers on the house.

# Do you always tell your husband when you've had an orgasm?
No way! I'm not going to call home every time!

# When does a man develop a brain?
The day he gets married.

# Why did the man sell his water skis?
He couldn't find a lake on a hill.

# How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig?
He thinks "harass" is two words

# Why don't men die in their sleep?
'Cuz they can't do two things at the same time.

# What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man?
A Myth.

# Why do women always wear black to bed?
To mourn the dead pricks beside them!!


Answers: # Then there's the jigsaw puzzle for men.
It only has one piece, And most of the time, it's missing.

# Why do women like bidets?
Because men don't know what they are. (whats a bidet?)

# How do you get a man on the roof?
Tell him the beers on the house.

# Do you always tell your husband when you've had an orgasm?
No way! I'm not going to call home every time!

# When does a man develop a brain?
The day he gets married.

# Why did the man sell his water skis?
He couldn't find a lake on a hill.

# How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig?
He thinks "harass" is two words

# Why don't men die in their sleep?
'Cuz they can't do two things at the same time.

# What do you call a caring, considerate and gifted man?
A Myth.

# Why do women always wear black to bed?
To mourn the dead pricks beside them!!

Funny! lol! 100!

now ur makin fun of guys i hate ur guts

Ahh yes... good ol sexism. Wonderful, just wonderful!

Very funny, thanks.

Only one was funny.
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"# Why don't men die in their sleep?
'Cuz they can't do two things at the same time."
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Boo

not funny at all ,, you need some new jokes,, you want funny try this one,,

Two Nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,

and the last
instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get even
one drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint the
room in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock on the door.
"Who is there," calls out one of the Nuns. "
"The blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two Nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the
door.

"Nice boobs, sisters" remarks the man with a wry smile, "now,
where do you want these blinds?"

lol



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