Short jokes part 1?!


Question: My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.


Answers: My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

lol,10/10, star,hilarious and excellent.

haha an excellent collection*

Funny!

Les Dawson lives! lol

6 / 10

Very good them

Very funny! Love the "judge" one!

hehe funny !

haha

And here she is .....the next Henny Youngman

very funny

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

lol dat 1 woz funnii

how funny!!!!

Lol. I liked the one about not interrupting.

lol

ain`t it the truth.lol

Last one was so hilarious. have a star

very good content
star


as promised earlier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVtzu59f...

hehehe, pmsl hun, excellent

star time

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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
funny, have a star

very nice. i kept smilin' through them all.

Good ones! 7/10!



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