Short jokes part 1?!
Question: My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Answers: My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
lol,10/10, star,hilarious and excellent.
haha an excellent collection*
Funny!
Les Dawson lives! lol
6 / 10
Very good them
Very funny! Love the "judge" one!
hehe funny !
haha
And here she is .....the next Henny Youngman
very funny
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
lol dat 1 woz funnii
how funny!!!!
Lol. I liked the one about not interrupting.
lol
ain`t it the truth.lol
Last one was so hilarious. have a star
very good content
star
as promised earlier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVtzu59f...
hehehe, pmsl hun, excellent
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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
funny, have a star
very nice. i kept smilin' through them all.
Good ones! 7/10!