The new bride?!
Question: Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"
Answers: Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"
The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."
The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"
The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."
The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA..............ROLLIN AROUND THE FLOOR.................HAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,,... GONNA CALL A FREIND WITH THIS ONE NOW HEHEHEHEHE. GOOD ONE.
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thats cute
Good one, she should have just told him the truth! ?
lmao!!
haha that was funny star for you
wooo hoo..my friends are gonna love this one!!!!
HAHAHAHAH!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!!!
ha ha ha that is one of the best jokes i heard
i feel really happy now
Ahahaha that was a good one :p
bought a tear to my eye thinkin of it
Liked it.
that was great
ooopppsss.lol
thats funny
have a star
LMAO
hahaha great ending
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hehehe, no problem on our honeymoon hun, carpy knows i'm still a virgin, yes virgin on madness hun, pmsl
star time
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lolol!!!
Heheh... that is well funny!
ouch i feel for that guy
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ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
l think many girls are getting ideas from this joke. LMAO!!
excellent star4u
not bad
lol lol !
Excellent!!! xD
A star for you!
that was so funny
Funny! 10!