Buying a bull?!
Question: A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in
Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their Cows to increase
their herd.
The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and Goes to Texas to buy
a bull. She eventually meets with an old Cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's
the only one I've got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes
to The local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a Telegram to my friend
in Louisiana. That says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the
Trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. is
$.75 per word."
She thinks about it for a moment and decides.
"I'd like to send one word, please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm
Sorry miss, but how is your friend going to understand this Telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads real slow, when she gets
this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."
Answers: A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in
Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their Cows to increase
their herd.
The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and Goes to Texas to buy
a bull. She eventually meets with an old Cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's
the only one I've got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes
to The local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a Telegram to my friend
in Louisiana. That says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the
Trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. is
$.75 per word."
She thinks about it for a moment and decides.
"I'd like to send one word, please."
"And what word would that be?" inquires the man.
"Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm
Sorry miss, but how is your friend going to understand this Telegram?"
The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads real slow, when she gets
this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."
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Hah! cute.
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Thanks for the laugh, I need that
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i loved this joke,thnx.
i love this joke! i heard it before. but i still love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehe.
Listen to this one.
One day a dad did what he did every night.
-Tuck in his son
-Say goodnight
-And hide to listen to the little boy's prayer.
The boy said. "Thank you for mom, dad, grandpa and goodbye grandma."
The dad raises his eybrow wondering what the boy ment about that, but didn't give much thought to it and went to bed.
The next day the grandma dies.
The dad is surprised but dosn't think much of it.
2 Weeks later he did what he did everynight.
And started listening to the prayer again.
"Thank you God for mom, dad and good-bye grandpa."
Now the dad frowns but still dosn't pay to much atention to it.
And the other day the the grandpa certainly does die.
4 months later the dad does his night ritual once again.
And the boy was praying.
"Thank you God for mom and good-bye dad."
So the dad freaks out but doesn't tell anyone.
The next day the dad was going crazy trying to keep himself out of sharp objects at work, doing anything as long as he didn't die.
So he gets home tired of his day and tells his wife.
"Man have i had a bad day today."
And the wife responds.
"YOU THINK YOU HAD A BAD DAY? The milkman died on our poarch today"
lol!
Funny! 10!