Bottom deodorant?!
Question: A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the
Assistant for some bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains
to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been
buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more.
The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't
stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She smiles at the thick blonde Pollock
and says, "One moment please, I will get the chemist."
The chemist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you miss?"
"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the Blonde.
"I'm sorry," says the chemist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" Said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
Chemist who looks at it and says to the her, "This is just a normal stick of
under arm deodorant".
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out Loud from the
container, "To apply, push up bottom."
Answers: A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the
Assistant for some bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains
to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been
buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more.
The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't
stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She smiles at the thick blonde Pollock
and says, "One moment please, I will get the chemist."
The chemist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you miss?"
"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the Blonde.
"I'm sorry," says the chemist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" Said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
Chemist who looks at it and says to the her, "This is just a normal stick of
under arm deodorant".
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out Loud from the
container, "To apply, push up bottom."
very good ,starred
haha
Hahahaha. o-o
Listen to mine.
One day a dad did what he did every night.
-Tuck in his son
-Say goodnight
-And hide to listen to the little boy's prayer.
The boy said. "Thank you for mom, dad, grandpa and goodbye grandma."
The dad raises his eybrow wondering what the boy ment about that, but didn't give much thought to it and went to bed.
The next day the grandma dies.
The dad is surprised but dosn't think much of it.
2 Weeks later he did what he did everynight.
And started listening to the prayer again.
"Thank you God for mom, dad and good-bye grandpa."
Now the dad frowns but still dosn't pay to much atention to it.
And the other day the the grandpa certainly does die.
4 months later the dad does his night ritual once again.
And the boy was praying.
"Thank you God for mom and good-bye dad."
So the dad freaks out but doesn't tell anyone.
The next day the dad was going crazy trying to keep himself out of sharp objects at work, doing anything as long as he didn't die.
So he gets home tired of his day and tells his wife.
"Man have i had a bad day today."
And the wife responds.
"YOU THINK YOU HAD A BAD DAY? The milkman died on our poarch today"
LOL that cheered me up, u deserve a star!
Ha! Very cute!
lol
lol,10/10,star,brilliant.
hehehehhe. OMG!!!!!!
good one!!!!!
lol.like it
i don't get it..
LOL!! Very funny. I will have to remember this one. LOL
Have a star!
lol had me laughing
lmao!! dat v. funny
Funny! 10!
Hahahahahaha...
Superb one... LMAO...
This is really a funny one...
Cheers!