My Unanswered Questions.?!
Question: 1.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
2.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
3.If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
4.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
5.How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Answers: 1.If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
2.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
3.If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
4.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
5.How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
1. I have been to a theater where no one bought tickets, I walked into the wrong theater, and it was halfway through the movie, so I assume they do sometimes play the movie even though no one bought...
2. I dont believe that counts as their porperty, but if they would like to get the permits to dig that deep, I assume they could ;).
3. Unfortunately, The are hot pockets even though they are cold...think about it, if so, it's false advertising...if it is just a pocket, they told us "hot pocket" on the box, it should be hot, right? So they are not "Pockets until you heat them" but I believe that their misleading advertising should really be discussed at the next corporate meeting...
4. That is a good question, I cant answer because I never saw spongebob, but I assume that he needed to fit in those square pants of his, so he had to be square, much to the imagination of children! makes for interest, dont it?
5. Freddy krueger does have an assistant....that wipes his butt while he isnt haunting dreams. His assistant does have another job, he is the official buttwiper of edward scissorhands as well....so that guy makes some nice bucks working for some of hollywoods finest characters....when you you haunt several nightmares on elm street you could probably afford one...
Ok so wat are you on.........?? Just kidding, i wouldnt know...
1. no
2. no
3. its still a hot pocket
4. because spongebob is still young and firm
5............................
1yes
2 good question...prolly till the center of the earth.
3. its just a pocket. ..haha
4. i have no idea...
5. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
that one was my favorite!
yes
yes
yes
because
he doesn't
1. yes
2. no...... it doesn't go that far
3. no.. hot pocket is the brand
4. i guess his parents are older so thats probably why their like that
5. dunno who that is
To answer your first and second questions,
1. Yes. They never know when some random person might buy one halfway through the movie.
2. Technically, no. If the land happens to sit on top of an oil reserve but you didn't happen to discover it, I believe it belongs to OPEC =P
Here's some more for your troubles
What's the sound of one hand clapping?
If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Is a zebra a black horse with white stripes or a white horse with black stripes?
What is the meaning of life?
1 yes they still show the movie. 2. no they do not own the land to the core even though you should. 3. no its is still a hot pocket just like a cold hot dog. 4. round divided by round ='s square. 5. freddy wipes his but very carefully. hope that helps.
1. nope cause theres nobody there to watch it
2. they sometimes own the mineral rights to the land. meaning if theirs oil under their land they would own it.
3. its a pocket waiting to fullfill its destiny of becoming a hot pocket
4. never watched spongebob
5. very carefully
1) Nope. They would save electricity. And if nobody buys them, it wouldnt be on cinemas.
2) Lol. Yup. :) Unless before he buys it, it's already stated that the government owns the piping systems BELOW the land.
3)Whats a hot pocket??
4) Spongebob is a result of genetic mutation. During copulation, the parent's gametes didn't fuse properly and the chromosomes didnt assorted themselves properly according to Mendel's 1st and/or 2nd Law of Independent Assortment and Law of Indendent Segregation. (Something like that.)
5) He doesn't.
1. no
2. yes, from the center of the earth till the farthest reaches of outerspace
3. yes
4. spongebob is still young
5. with spongebob
1.no
2.yes
3.yes
4.because hes WEIRD
5.GOOD ONE!!!
1. Yes. They cant discriminate against people they cant see.
2. You wish. Maybe you should lobby for it.
5. My shirt in the washer has a wet-pocket.
4. Coz he was adopted.
5. He takes off his glove.
And while you're lobbying, ask for airspace too. I'd like to charge those noisy jets for flying over my property.
1. No, they show a film of a tree falling down instead.
2. Yes, but good luck collecting rent from the Lava People.
3. Technically, it's an abscess.
4. It has to do with recessive gene traits; suffice to say, it was a very painful delivery.
5. Very, very, very carefully. But seriously, he uses a bidet.
Okaay... So now I understand why all your questions are unanswered. But let me try,.......................
1. Why wouldn't single person buy a ticket to a movie????
2. They do, until 20 feet below the surface(I think)
3. No, it's a room temp pocket
4. Because he was deformed, so they had to chop some of him off.
5. first, he takes off his claws and then he uses super thick toilet paper..
1- Yep, and who ever isnt busy at the movies working can go and watch it.. seen it done..
2-nope.. just as far as they dug down for the well..
3-no.. we call them cold pockets..
4-Because he got really squeezed when he was pushed out at birth..
5- He dosent he dosent like to take up the time for simple things like that.. lol
Deb :)
1. yes in case someone shows up late
2. no
3. yes it's still a hot pocket it just sucks
4. never really watched the show. I think it's stupid
5. he has his dog lick it