How to spend time in Walmart?!
Question: 1. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't
looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if
they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while then yell very loudly theres no toilet paper in here
Answers: 1. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't
looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if
they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while then yell very loudly theres no toilet paper in here
hide in the clothes rack and while someone is looking through the clothes quietly say pick me, no pick me
I love it!!! Did you think of it yourself???
You can also leave full shopping carts in the aisles.
I used to work there. The toilet paper one was great!!
We rode the pallet jacks back and forth across the store...
You are hilarious.............loved it. thanks.
11. Ask to sample various things, such as toilet paper, condoms, etc.
12. Hide in clothes racks and when people come to look at things pop out.
13. Walk around with a group of people all in a hula-hoop. (This is fun, I've tried it)
14. Sit on the display furniture.
15. Find a large suitcase and walk around carraying it. Even better, bring a friend and carry them around in it.
16. Randomly go up to people shopping and tag them, saying "Tag! You're it!" then run away.
17. Go to where they have the sample music playing and dance to it.
18. Go into the bathroom and when people walk in make a grunting noise.
thats FUNNY!!!!! Did you think of it your self?
lol
1. you copied it from someone.
2. you changed it.
3. the first one is condoms.
lol.
10.play hide and go seek! :]
Ive heard that one before, It was awhile ago though.. The first one was condoms if i remember right.. ..
Thanks for reminding me though..
Deb :)
I like them all but, #9 was the funniest.
i came across this on the internet 8 years ago!
its great
lol! Walmart has a hunting department?
lol
I like it........tell me onething that do u like chatting or not,u r not replying once..
When recently reading Barefoot's article about Fun At the Pharmacy it reminded me of an email I once got about the fun things you can do at the store:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in the store to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in toy Department .. and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
You will surely have a great time the next time you have to go to the store. Just be sure to wear some running shoes so you can escape the store security guard.