What do you find to be most absurd? (please list)?!


Question: Some examples of absurdity:

1. Why is it that a pizza gets to you faster than an ambulance.

2. Why are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

3. Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

4. Why do some people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Why do banks leave both doors open and chain their pens to the counters.

6. Why do drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

7. Why are there drive-thru alcohol stores?

Please add as many new items as you can think of....


Answers: Some examples of absurdity:

1. Why is it that a pizza gets to you faster than an ambulance.

2. Why are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

3. Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

4. Why do some people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Why do banks leave both doors open and chain their pens to the counters.

6. Why do drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

7. Why are there drive-thru alcohol stores?

Please add as many new items as you can think of....

8. state sponsored public transportationbuses have no seatbelts (except for the driver) yet riding in your own vehicle without 1 is illegal.

9. (sorry it had to be political but..) republicans complaining about taxes then later complain about lack of funding for schools.

10. sex education classes-shouldn't it be called std awareness classes or family planning classes or something else, figuring people already know how to (explicative)

WOW never thought of that!!!

1. It doesn't
2. Maybe someones grandma wants to see them skate
3. Can't you just pick it up at the window in your car?
4. Because they are watching thier weight
5. Because they want you to feel welcomed inside, but once you get in, its like your under house arrest.
6. Blind people can drive!
7. I suppose the owners trust the buyers not to open the bottles until they are home.
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

What is parking like at the Special Olympics?

Why do I live in a building that is already built, in apartments that are all together, parking my car in a driveway, but driving on a parkway, while i put my clothes in a suitcase, but my suits in a garment bag?

I always wondered why car speedometers go up to like 160 mph, when there's no way you can ever legally do that?

why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

while we're at it, what is so "free" about a freeway, and what is so "high" about a highway?

why do we make such strange faces to an infant, when any person of sound mind would find us totally insane.

why do we whisper when we talk about someone who has a disease (well some of us do)

The pizza thing cracked me up



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