Omg, star if it's funny!?!
Question: There I was on my way to work ... getting into a
fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't
even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ...
and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the
driver gets out of the car ... and you know how you
just-get-sooo- stressed and life-stuff seems to get
funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a
DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are
you then?"
....and thats when the fight started...
Not meant to offend anyone!!
Answers: There I was on my way to work ... getting into a
fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't
even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ...
and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the
driver gets out of the car ... and you know how you
just-get-sooo- stressed and life-stuff seems to get
funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a
DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are
you then?"
....and thats when the fight started...
Not meant to offend anyone!!
funny , heard it before but it still very good. Here is a star and a cookie
no star dude, sorry
Yup, funny. IMHO anyway :-)
thats HALARIOUS i'm gonna tell that 1 2 my mom
Ha. cute !
very funny
that is kinda funny
um...
OMG LOL!!!!!!
That's funny. ü
I am giving you a star! Made me giggle!
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg.....................that was sooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But not funny enough for a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhh, really lame.
I think it was great that at that moment you had the ability to drop a wonderful line! Very funny. Hope you are okay...
WOW!! You get a star from me, that is sooooo funny! He must have been extremely angry with you.
ehhh......not really very funny
WOW.....
hahahahahahaha lol LOL thats funny....not.
OMG THAT was really funny.I needed a good laugh thanks kara
A star for you =)
WOW...I actually laughed!!! That is way too funny!!! =D
ummmmm
LOL thats so funnyyyyyyyyy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
awww thats kinda mean' ...
but ill star you just to be nice'
Funny! 100!
Anyone who don't think this fun is looking for a reason to be offended. I hear funny jokes about my ancestry. This was funny!!!!!!
Talk about quick thinking!!! An absolutely beautifully timed reaction to a what might have been a fair fight! LMAO. Imagine going Christmas shopping with him to the nearest dwarf shop? It must be b**ch having to shop for all those friends and relatives! No wonder the little guy was unhappy...LOL!
No offense meant here either. If we can't poke a bit of fun at each other when it really is funny...I give up. I tell jokes at my own expense all the time. When it's funny...it's just funny. So kill me and call the dwarf police! What can they do with a cap gun?
People are so over dramatic! Everyone has had a joke or two cracked about them for whatever reason. Sheesh people lighten up. Thanks for the smile, i needed one!
very good!
That was hysterical and just what I needed for a Friday afternoon! Thank you!!