JOKES :) Star if you like!?!
Question: Q .. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A .. The back of her head.
Q .. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A .. Artificial intelligence.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A .. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q .. What does a blonde owl say?
A .. What, what?
After a big fight with his blonde wife, a man walks into his bedroom to find her sitting on the bed holding a gun to her own head. At the sight of this, the man begins laughing. "What are you laughing about?" she says, "You're next!"
Haha. If you like them, great!
If you don't, it's okay.
At least you were here to read them!
:)
? Babygirl ?
Answers: Q .. What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A .. The back of her head.
Q .. What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A .. Artificial intelligence.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A .. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q .. What does a blonde owl say?
A .. What, what?
After a big fight with his blonde wife, a man walks into his bedroom to find her sitting on the bed holding a gun to her own head. At the sight of this, the man begins laughing. "What are you laughing about?" she says, "You're next!"
Haha. If you like them, great!
If you don't, it's okay.
At least you were here to read them!
:)
? Babygirl ?
this is hillarious lol post more ur very funny good jokes!
hahaha so funny i love blonde jokes! thanks 4 the laugh. star 4 u
Stop with the blonde jokes, replace "blonde wife" or "blonde" with Paris or someone
i like them all.
great!! sooo funny im stering it for sure
I'm laughing on the inside.
1 - good yet old
2 - GOOOD!!
3 - OK
4 - OK
5 - OK
6 - goody good good
thats funny u got 5 stars now
Haha..chuckle...here is 1 for you..
The Vet
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The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people
did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state
line in Illinois for $200.
They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful. It
produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more
cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move
away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away
from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very
upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount
our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves
forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An
attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance,
buy this cow in Illinois?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they
bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you
know we got the cow in Illinois?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
Illinois."