The best joke you'll ever read in your lifetime !?!
Question: Laugh at yourself . ;-)
Answers: Laugh at yourself . ;-)
I needed that I laughed at myself:)
I FULLY AGREE.
PPL ARE WAY TO TENSE TO ENJOY LIFE.
one time an atheist and a preacher walked into a bar.................................
that was horrible
I'm going to assume that you must be like 10 years old ?
how funny/
I agree, I mean we're not getting any younger, you know what I mean?
funny u got me.lol
Thankz it workd!
True, I try not to take life so seriously.. This past year has been really chaotic, and sad.. After my father passed away, I decided okay, he would want me to be happy, and live my life to its fullest and take care of my family... and you just gotta laugh, be happy.. I always loved this saying, Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.. soo true aint it?? Anyways Good luck! :) Ciao
THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER SAW WAS GABE KAPLAN OF WELCOME BACK KOTTER. ON THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW TALKING ABOUT FORCE FEEDING PRUNE JUICE TO A MONKEY BECAUSE A REGULAR MONKEY IS A HAPPY MONKEY.
Uh, I didnt get it!
Wouldn't it be more like advice?!
I do agree though.
HAHAHA!
Ohmigosh! That iz too funny. I acctually laughed. You practically had me rollin on the floor! (Ok, thatz a bit exageration!)
If you like jokes, Try this one on for size.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
LoL!
Yeah! You are sooooooooooooooooo right! Laugh at yourself, and the whole world laughs with you!!!