What will you do when,on one fine day,when you wake up,you find that you have a !
Question: I'd comb it and cut holes in my jeans so I could sport the tail look. I'm pretty sure I'd go to Hollywood and see if I couldn't become famous or something. If not I could always become a California Carney.
Answers: I'd comb it and cut holes in my jeans so I could sport the tail look. I'm pretty sure I'd go to Hollywood and see if I couldn't become famous or something. If not I could always become a California Carney.
I'd try to hide it from others and hope I grow wings too. That would be cool. But, you gotta be careful because the government might want to do tests on you.
Be vWerry vWerry careful about approaching wooden boards on the street wit cheese on them.
Go to the circus and dazzle the crowd
well i would prob. go out and by a pair of black fury ears to match my long black beautiful tail....and then I would ask.....does anyone wanna play with the kitty????
Oops, sat on the dog again!
first of all you imgine it with your self
Turn to stone!
SEE DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY
It'd probably check if I could move it,(If a could wake up with a tail, it will probably be possible if fur had nerves and muscles right?) Then if I can, I'd use it to my advantage...., like itching my butt or something.(If it is short, that is).
If it would be long, it would use it as an extra hand.(I would have to practice first!) Then I would tell somebody, then when I'm on T.V., I would make people pay to see me.($1 a minute, Pictures with me)= $5
i feel ur thinking allways funny
tie a jingle bell to it, thats the only way to go. you have to honor the seasons! but first i would have to accomidate by making a hole in the seat of my pants...
I will think I am still in my dream and go back to sleep.
i would see if i could pull it up to my head and make it blend in with my real hair
if not i would hope its not long enough to be seen out the bottom of my pant legs
or maybe i could pull it around me to make it look like the coolest belt i have ever owned...yeah i love the belt idea.....lol
tell your dog to get off my a@#$#@s!!!!
If ya got it - flaunt it! Wear my boxers backwards.
I'd try to find out whose tail's at my back and ask what the blank he/she's doing in MY bed.
O god....aheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(crying)
Wonder why a tail would be AT my back rather than growing out of my back.
Or leaning against my back.
Or rubbing against it.
kick my a** with it.
I'll pass out ...I guess
I will laugh loudly.
I'll start wearing men's boxers back to front.
Gods Gift....
I'll contact doctors to ask whether they could remove it by surgery or not. If they say yes I would get that tail removed immediately. If they say no...I would contact Guinness Book of World Records and say them I am the only man with a tail and my name will be recorded in it.
My immediate response would be to utter a B I G
" THANK YOU " to the Almighty for not having given me two horns on each side of my head. The next thing to contemplate is the use to which it should be put. So I would use it to keep off flies, mosquitoes, and all unwanted guys ( gals are never unwanted ) and last but not the least, I would unabashedly flaunt it before the entire world. A fter all, they should be forewarned that the beast in MAN is slowly but surely catching up with us, and that it won't be long before all of us would be blessed with this 'gift.'
1. Declare myself as first man in next generation of evolution.
2. Call a hurried press conference.
3. Call Guinise Book people.
4. Have a nicely paid photo session.
at least appreciate my positive thinking!