Any witty questions?!
Question: I have one... once three ants were moving in a straight line. the first one said, "I have two ants behind me"
The last one said, "I have two ants in front of me"
And the middle one said, "I Have two ants in front and two behind me!" ... WHY?
Answer: It was lieing!
So, you got anything better? The best question with the funniest answer gets the 10 points!
Answers: I have one... once three ants were moving in a straight line. the first one said, "I have two ants behind me"
The last one said, "I have two ants in front of me"
And the middle one said, "I Have two ants in front and two behind me!" ... WHY?
Answer: It was lieing!
So, you got anything better? The best question with the funniest answer gets the 10 points!
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