Good morning ,funny or not?!
Question: A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Answers: A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
thank you
its ok
Good one :)
Lmao!! that's funny
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HAHAHA that was pretty good
haha, that's pretty good. i like it.
WAHAHAHAHA!
its realy a nice thing because every day comes with a new hope.
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!
it's cute.... but I already read this before
Haha!!! Poor fella! I'll bet the police who pulled him over would be really cheesed off when he came back to work!! haha...but thanks for the joke. I really needed a laugh!
Nice.. nice.. nice
That cop was in so much trouble!!!
quite funny!
every gggggooooooodddddd
boring
Ha ha good one,,,,
Really Funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... STAR 4 YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
HA HA 10/10
Good morning is not very funny.
Neither's this one. You're other one was better.
HAHAHAHA! the best speeding excuse ever! cops really dont have concious thought sometimes, they are great, just ask them. :)
another corker lol
ahmm that was prettty lame
Funny....
nice one....
Thats a real funny joke....
:D
hahaha
lmao, excellent*
Its not morning i n my country,idiot.
go fack yourself.