Happy couple joke?!
Question: A couple was celebrating their 50th Wedding Anniversary on the beaches in
Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the
town.
People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple!"
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip
down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my
wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse
and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife
quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when
the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from
her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor
animal like that, are you fuckin' crazy?!"
She looked at ME, and
quietly said, "That's once."
And from that moment ... we have lived happily every after."
Answers: A couple was celebrating their 50th Wedding Anniversary on the beaches in
Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the
town.
People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple!"
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip
down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my
wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse
and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife
quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when
the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from
her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor
animal like that, are you fuckin' crazy?!"
She looked at ME, and
quietly said, "That's once."
And from that moment ... we have lived happily every after."
Good one guy
lol i love it
thats pretty good, thanks, my husband oughtta love it