Some short jokes... are they funny or not?!
Question: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea-weed.
Two cows are in a paddock, one says 'hey what do you think of this mad cow disease' the other cow replies 'I don't really care mate, I'm a rabbit'
Two cows are in a paddock, one says 'Mooooooo' and the other one says 'Hey I was going to say that!'
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
A dog goes to the post office to lodge a telegram. He hands over the form, on which is written "Woof woof woof woof".
The clerk says to the dog, "You know there's a five word minimum charge. You could add another 'woof' to this for nothing."
To which the dog replies, "Yeah sure, but then it wouldn't make any sense.
Whats big, white and can't climb Trees?
A Fridge.
Answers: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea-weed.
Two cows are in a paddock, one says 'hey what do you think of this mad cow disease' the other cow replies 'I don't really care mate, I'm a rabbit'
Two cows are in a paddock, one says 'Mooooooo' and the other one says 'Hey I was going to say that!'
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
A dog goes to the post office to lodge a telegram. He hands over the form, on which is written "Woof woof woof woof".
The clerk says to the dog, "You know there's a five word minimum charge. You could add another 'woof' to this for nothing."
To which the dog replies, "Yeah sure, but then it wouldn't make any sense.
Whats big, white and can't climb Trees?
A Fridge.
those are the dumbest jokes ive ever heard
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Haha, best jokes I've heard for ages. Oh, that's kinda sad...
Its really funny
I like your blond joke!